me after i shave
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what is Elsa’s favourite make-up item?
i was going to say concealer..
mom can i borrow $100,000 please i’ll give u it back when im rich and famous
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you’ve been hit by
you’ve been struck by
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Does anyone else reply to a text mentally but not physically then forgets to actually reply all together or is that just me
wearing a blanket around the house like
Anonymous said: I gave my boyfriend a handjob under our table in olive garden
i’m calling the official president of the usa