nikki-fellatio:

goldenxpvssy:

queenofsabah:

whismical:

you stopped scrolling.

Man i thought it was a dick.

I’m so dead

Oh it’s a dinosaur! Lmfao
phuckindope:

Phuckindope.tumblr.com
phuckindope:

Facts.

oate:

*shows up at ur door 10 years after we had an argument* aND ANOTHER THING

(via hotboyproblems)

reverseracist:

how that white girl get arrested if she blocked the FBI on twitter like that doesn’t make sense

(via sextronautt)

billyjojo:

imagine getting a tattoo and then hearing the tattoo artist going like “oops”

(via sextronautt)

shslequius:

iguanamouth:

people whose entire first name is also in their last name have had a rough journey

i once knew a daniel daniels and i think his parents just had a sick sense of humor because his middle name was dan

(via fuckyeahloldemort)

bongfucker:


bongfucker:

holy shit did you see that baby get owned in the face just now

but for real the cat jumped on the baby’s smiling idiot face, used it as a skateboard and did the sickest 180 you’ve ever seen. and the baby goes down still smiling like it didn’t just get owned as fuck
"Maybe Harry Potter’s real and you’re not."

John Green (via nel-tune)

one can only hope

(via yahighway)

(Source: pansyserum, via sicilianbxtchwithlonghair)

so-personal:

everything personal♡

backdoorteenmom:

harryhickey:

MOZZARELLA STICKS ARE GROSS

(via lolsofunny)

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