dw:

me after i shave

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(Source: combusken, via crystallized-teardrops)

eat-pray-squart:

eat-pray-squart:

what is Elsa’s favourite make-up item?

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i was going to say concealer..

(via mozzerhella)

tup0ck:

"look Meredith, we both said things we didn’t mean, can you just let me in so we can talk about this?"
  • demon: i possessed you
  • me: get the fuck out
  • demon: damn...aight...rude ass bitch...i just need a place to stay my girl kicked me out and i aint got no money...
  • me: shit man, you can stay but don't be spinning my head like an owl and shit

multipack:

mom can i borrow $100,000 please i’ll give u it back when im rich and famous

(Source: perksofbeing-a-cauliflower, via mozzerhella)

ackles-mjolnir:

you’ve been hit by

you’ve been struck by

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(Source: john-lemonn, via mozzerhella)

stellavee:

STOP, YOU’RE TEARING THIS FAMILY APART

chasingtrophywhitetails:

Does anyone else reply to a text mentally but not physically then forgets to actually reply all together or is that just me

(via mozzerhella)

vuelie:

wearing a blanket around the house like

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(via crystallized-teardrops)

slightlynerdish:

Get back in there
concernedresidentofbakerstreet:

hippostin:

the way Portia is looking at Ellen kills me

"look at this fucking nerd im so glad i married her

Anonymous said: I gave my boyfriend a handjob under our table in olive garden

killer-titz:

olivegarden:

i’m calling the official president of the usa 

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